For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
WHY DOES THIS HAVE 4000 NOTES WH A T HE FUCK??/
Im LAUGHING WHEN I FINALLY HAVE A POPULAR MAIN POST IT GETS SCREENSHOT WITH MY OLD URLtHIS IS THE BEST

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL
#i despise everything about this episode #and this scene #and i hate this episode #and i do not wish it #but it’s ten #and it’s rarely gif’d #and i need to diversify my blog #and ten is still damn attractive #doctor who #ten #fuck #the queue makes me their god (via: professortennant)
^^ pretty much that.

